sacrilicious13 ([personal profile] sacrilicious13) wrote2007-07-23 01:44 am
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Deathly Hallows related hilarity



So what do you think is the better pick up line? "I want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets" or "I want to put my Elder Wand into you Deathly Hallow."

Also over dinner, Mum and I had a hilarious conversation about [livejournal.com profile] duia.

Me: Duia totally loved Draco in Deathly Hollows.
Mum: Of course she did. She loves underage white boys.
Me: She just loves him for his Elder Wand.

[livejournal.com profile] duia's resonse to the above? "I flailed like a fucking Pentecostal at church who had hands laid upon them when I read that."

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[identity profile] duia.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR MOM WANTS ME, NAS.

[identity profile] duia.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
My Pentecostal flail was re: Harry's discussion about Draco's wand (.....HOMG), but it's still fitting.


AND SHUT UP I DON'T PERV ON UNDERAGED WHITE BOYS.


THEY JUST SORT OF.

...SHUT UP.

[identity profile] duia.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
*GUILT FACE*

WUT.

[identity profile] sacrilicious.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I do believe you mean OH SNAPE.

[identity profile] torificus.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
HOH SNAPE

[identity profile] torificus.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
Loller fucking skates.

[identity profile] chimaerandi.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm here from TQC. Can I [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes your first line? It's hysterical.

[identity profile] sacrilicious.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure! I feel so popular!

[identity profile] chimaerandi.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6206058.html#cutid1

Thanks!

[identity profile] gryfindormia.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh gawds, I could only wish to even mention to my mother than I have people I know over teh intarwebs. She asked once a while back, though, about the internet, and said if I knew anyone of "our background", and I said yes, thinking of [livejournal.com profile] duia. She instantly beamed, figuring that this person would be of a "healthy and appropriate" nature. She has no fucking clue.

Saw the post on metaquotes before coming over here, and squeed and said "I know her!".

[identity profile] sacrilicious.livejournal.com 2007-07-26 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
My Mom is hugely amused by my internet hobbies. She knows I read incestfic, and one time I got her to yell "BUTTSEX" into the phone for [livejournal.com profile] duia. I <3 my Mom.

[livejournal.com profile] duia is totally healthy and appropriate. Totally.
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