"I drank just the right amount to get myself fired."

You know what never fails to make me laugh? Dave's HILARIOUS drunken calls. Even better, he insisted I put him on speaker so he could talk to Duia and Alex. I'm glad to know that the rain in Manchester is horseshit. He said if he died he wanted "that Canadian to pontificate at his funeral." He also said he was going to ride a camel to Austin and then take me and Duia to Jared for rings, and then polygamy time! Never ever change Dave. You are in my top ten favorite people.