Deathly Hallows related hilarity

[sacrilicious13]

So what do you think is the better pick up line? "I want to put my basilisk into your chamber of secrets" or "I want to put my Elder Wand into you Deathly Hallow."

Also over dinner, Mum and I had a hilarious conversation about duia.

Me: Duia totally loved Draco in Deathly Hollows.
Mum: Of course she did. She loves underage white boys.
Me: She just loves him for his Elder Wand.

duia's resonse to the above? "I flailed like a fucking Pentecostal at church who had hands laid upon them when I read that."

Metaquoted!

Comments

[duia.livejournal.com]

YOUR MOM WANTS ME, NAS.

[duia.livejournal.com]

My Pentecostal flail was re: Harry's discussion about Draco's wand (.....HOMG), but it's still fitting.


AND SHUT UP I DON'T PERV ON UNDERAGED WHITE BOYS.


THEY JUST SORT OF.

...SHUT UP.

[torificus.livejournal.com]

Loller fucking skates.

[torificus.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP BUSTED.

[duia.livejournal.com]

*GUILT FACE*

WUT.

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

I do believe you mean OH SNAPE.

[torificus.livejournal.com]

HOH SNAPE

[chimaerandi.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm here from TQC. Can I metaquotes your first line? It's hysterical.

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Sure! I feel so popular!

[chimaerandi.livejournal.com]

http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/6206058.html#cutid1

Thanks!

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

Oh gawds, I could only wish to even mention to my mother than I have people I know over teh intarwebs. She asked once a while back, though, about the internet, and said if I knew anyone of "our background", and I said yes, thinking of duia. She instantly beamed, figuring that this person would be of a "healthy and appropriate" nature. She has no fucking clue.

Saw the post on metaquotes before coming over here, and squeed and said "I know her!".

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

My Mom is hugely amused by my internet hobbies. She knows I read incestfic, and one time I got her to yell "BUTTSEX" into the phone for duia. I <3 my Mom.

duia is totally healthy and appropriate. Totally.