Dear America,

[sacrilicious13]

I don't like you. I really never have. I will never EVER understand why anyone from Europe or Canada or Australia or any of the GOOD countries would want to live here.

I hate all the conservative, right-wing assholes that seem to be multiplying at an exponential rate. Keep your religion out of the classrooms and the hospitals kthnx.

I hate how health care is seen as a fucking LUXURY item in this country. Ignoring illnesses because a ten minute doctor visit can cost upwards of $1,000 is SO MUCH FUN.

I hate how the Congress thinks that $5.50 an hour is just fine for minimum wage. Is it really a surprise that people turn to crime? I know if I had a bigger rack, I'd be working at the fucking Crazy Horse.

I hate this country's obsession with SUVs. Driving an H2 is like wearing a sign that says, "Hi, I'm an asshole with a tiny cock!"

I hate how Americans think a man and a woman marrying and divorcing half a dozen times is somehow superior to a gay or lesbian couple getting married.

Most of all, I hate how a huge percentage of this country is too lazy to fucking vote or CARE about what goes on in their country. Since I started working at the political survey place, I've been amazed by how many people will refuse to take ten minutes out of their day to give their opinions on issues that effect the ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY.

In conclusion, no I am not patriotic. No, I am not proud to be an American. Make some changes. Give Canada a call for some good ideas. I'm sure they'd be willing to help. They're very nice people as long as you don't call during a hockey game.

Shape up America. Until that happens, I'll be brushing up on my French.

Comments

[dove95.livejournal.com]

Dude, amen!

[cealchylle.livejournal.com]

Word.

Actually, as I was watching the fireworks tonight, I thought about how I'd always been taught to believe that you should love your country just like you should love your family; that it's just something you do without question, and sometimes that makes me feel guilty. But that's all just part of the government's power, isn't it? The 4th of July is really just propaganda to keep morale up.

[moonlightstorm.livejournal.com]

Well when you put it THAT way... Yeah. America kind of sucks. :/ Blue states don't suck quite as hard, at least.

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

WORDY MCWORD.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I hate how the Congress thinks that $5.50 an hour is just fine for minimum wage.

Actually it's only $5.15 an hour.

Most of all, I hate how a huge percentage of this country is too lazy to fucking vote or CARE about what goes on in their country.

I hate the fact that this country is full of retards. My last school was a Government run facility for kids who really had no other option but to go there; they had no where to live and no money and no way of getting any without breaking the law, so you'd think that they'd care about anything right? Wrong. Of the five hundred kids there maybe twenty voted and I know for a fact that two of them voted for Bush because "He's a Christian" and another voted for him "Because everyone else said they were gonna vote for Kerry."

I'm with you; this country sucks.

[meezardra.livejournal.com]

Tu parles francais? Bon-bon-bon! Je parle francais un peu...

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Je parle francais un peu aussi, mais je pratique!

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Actually it's only $5.15 an hour.

Okay, that's just evil.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's just evil.

And? If you have a job like waitressing that gets tips you cab be payed as low as like $2 an hour

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Oh I knew that. I waitressed like five years ago and made $2.75 an hour and that's HIGH for server wages. Cause, you know, it's a supereasy job and you NEVER have customers who stiff you for no reason.

[ilovesn.livejournal.com]

That is so true. You are preching to the choir. I hate the state of things. A especially agree on the marriage thing. That i such bullshit.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Which is exactly why I always leave as big a tip as I can afford.

[sandtigeress.livejournal.com]

That is RIDICULOUS. It pisses me off they're willing to do that for themselves, yet the minimum wage stays the same and it's next to impossible to live alone and support yourself.