sacrilicious13 | Jul. 4th, 2006

I don't like you. I really never have. I will never EVER understand why anyone from Europe or Canada or Australia or any of the GOOD countries would want to live here.

I hate all the conservative, right-wing assholes that seem to be multiplying at an exponential rate. Keep your religion out of the classrooms and the hospitals kthnx.

I hate how health care is seen as a fucking LUXURY item in this country. Ignoring illnesses because a ten minute doctor visit can cost upwards of $1,000 is SO MUCH FUN.

I hate how the Congress thinks that $5.50 an hour is just fine for minimum wage. Is it really a surprise that people turn to crime? I know if I had a bigger rack, I'd be working at the fucking Crazy Horse.

I hate this country's obsession with SUVs. Driving an H2 is like wearing a sign that says, "Hi, I'm an asshole with a tiny cock!"

I hate how Americans think a man and a woman marrying and divorcing half a dozen times is somehow superior to a gay or lesbian couple getting married.

Most of all, I hate how a huge percentage of this country is too lazy to fucking vote or CARE about what goes on in their country. Since I started working at the political survey place, I've been amazed by how many people will refuse to take ten minutes out of their day to give their opinions on issues that effect the ENTIRE FUCKING COUNTRY.

In conclusion, no I am not patriotic. No, I am not proud to be an American. Make some changes. Give Canada a call for some good ideas. I'm sure they'd be willing to help. They're very nice people as long as you don't call during a hockey game.

Shape up America. Until that happens, I'll be brushing up on my French.