Rome: awesome TV show, or awesomest TV show?

From Overheard in NYC

Girl #1: I have a dirty, pathetic crush on Octavian. But really only when he's Octavian. Caesar Augustus, not as much.
Girl #2: I can definitely see that. He was pretty cute. And he was the emperor.
Girl #1: If I'd been around, I would have knifed that Livia bitch and totally tapped that ass. (pause) That imperial ass.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: I'll be your emperor

I am so Southern!

So Duia cooked a delicious dinner and then we drank mint juleps on the porch like classy bitches.

PS - Bourbon is much tastier than I expected!