OCTOBER ORGY OF VIOLENCE: THE FINAL CHAPTER

29. The Haunting of Molly Hartley
30. The Omen
31. Trick 'r Treat

I DID IT!

What I learned from this exercise:

People who go camping get what they deserve.

Hiking is generally also a bad idea.

Seriously, nature is an evil motherfucker who will eat your brains.

Don't take shortcuts onto unmarked roads because I will laugh at you when you get eaten by radioactive rednecks.

Don't adopt creepy orphan children.

Actually, pretty much avoid children all the time. They're generally Satanic little bastards.

Only stay in name brand hotels.

Japanese people are FUCKED UP.

Seriously, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CAMPING.

In conclusion, I would totally survive a horror movie. I got my Bear Jew bat all bloodied up and I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse.

Happy Halloween everyone!

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• 13:11 @delosmuertos I CAN'T WAIT! #
• 20:38 @ginandjews I WANT SOME RATATOUILLE. Come back to Texas and cook for us! #
• 20:43 I am at a high school football game. I feel like I'm in an ep of Glee. I keep waiting for people to burst into song. #

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