Is it next Sunday yet? How about now?

[sacrilicious13]

Things are going AMAZINGLY with Kyle. I'm actually going down to Boston on the 23rd, and that day cannot get here quickly enough. I actually told him about fandom and he was AMUSED that my chief hobby involves gay incest porn. Now that is what I call a keeper!

Between Kyle, Duia, and the fact that Aaron has a cell phone now, I'm texting a LOT. I've decided that I'm going to start calling Nextel constantly with complaints in the hope that they'll get so sick of me that they'll let me out of my contract before the end of January. Anyone have suggestions for phones with a qwerty keyboard? I was thinking of going the Sidekick route because I am NOT tech savvy enough to unlock an iPhone for use on T Mobile.

Comments

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

Definitely a keeper, especially at the part where he didn't shirk away from the word "gay".

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

His reaction was pretty much, "So you like the brothers, huh?" It was hilarifying.

It needs to be the 23rd IMMEDIATELY so I can go do things with Hot Kyle that are probably illegal in most Southern states. Make the Earth rotate faster!

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

And Utah. If it's illegal down there then it's most definitely illegal here too, sigh.

No, Earth must rotate slower so I can do all my shit. It sucks to not even have a boy toy up in the Cold Empty North, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks...

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

You need to corrupt some nice Mormon boys. You can show them your Holy Spirit.

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

If they can manage to get out of their holy underwear before the mood's gone.

Mormons 0, Me 2 is the current score.

[duia.livejournal.com]

UHM DETAILS.

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

Nothing too exciting happened with two guys, the score reflects that I have definitely tempted them, but not the other way around, no way in hell would I ever, ever convert. Too afraid of Allah's mighty wrath, and I want my 70 Sams and Deans when I become a martyr, insha'allah.

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

I want my 70 Sams and Deans

Can I be a martyr too?

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

You must convert first. Say the shahadah three times: "There is no God but God, and Muhammad is his prophet who giveth us plentiful Sam and Dean wang" three times.

[deevious4.livejournal.com]

Ooh, you can pick him up in boston on the way to the halloween party! Have fun doing him on the 23rd ;)

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

HOLY YES. ::Counts the hours::