Dear Texas,

[sacrilicious13]

Calling you made for a very enjoyable shift. As a state, you were very psyched to take surveys. But I just have to ask you one thing.

Kinky Friedman?

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

He sounds like a very cool guy, and gods know, I'd vote for him on the name alone, but his name is Kinky. KINKY. Like what Sam and Dean do every night (and day and midafternoon).

::Shakes head:: Oh you wacky Texans.

Kinky Love,

Nas

Edit: duia just told me that he used to have a band called Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys. I want to move to Texas just to vote for him!

Comments

HE AIN'T KINKY, HE'S MAH GUVNAH!

[duia.livejournal.com]

The thing about Texans is that... well. We're crazy.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha. That's priceless. OH TEXAS. How I despised you for producing George W. Bush, then I found out you produced such jems as JARED and JENSEN and also Alexis and Summer and so I forgave you and hugged you to my buxom. And now? KINKY FRIEDMAN? You so win at life.

[sandtigeress.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, we're pretty wacky. Every time I see a sign, I'm like, "WTF?" ^^

[deevious4.livejournal.com]

So basically you're saying you'd definitely vote for him on name alone, but that his name is a drawback.

......?......I think you disproved your own opinion......

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

No there's nothing that's a drawback about his name. It just gives me a bit of a WTF moment. Cause, I mean, his name is KINKY!

[kingnixon.livejournal.com]

waaaaaait. your friend had that band, or kinky himself had that band? is kinky a jewboy? i want him on the team.

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Kinky himself had the band. AND he's a Jewboy.

Kinky must be president of the WORLD.