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sacrilicious13So I got chased by a lunatic in a pickup truck last night.
About 75% of my drive home is on a rural one lane road with no streetlights and lots of trees. Some ASSHOLE in a giant pickup truck followed me the entire way. This freak had the brightest high beams I have ever seen. They shined through my car and lit up a good thirty feet in front of me. I couldn't even look at my mirrors; it was that fucking blinding.
Evil Truck Man was also fucking with me. When I reached the part of the road where you could pass, I slowed down, hoping he would go around me. Instead of passing me like a normal person, Evil Truck Man slowed down and dropped back about twenty feet behind me and turned his lights down to low beams. He drove like that for about half a mile, and then the brights came back on and he pulled up RIGHT BEHIND ME. He rode my ass for a few miles before doing it all over again.
I was debating pulling into the gas station that I pass, figuring he would either drive by me or if he pulled in after me I could wait until he got out of his car and drive off QUICKLY, hopefully getting the fucker's plates. I really didn't want him following me all the way to my house. I decided against stopping at the gas station because it looked pretty deserted and that just screamed Bad Idea. Luckily Evil Trucker Man pulled into the gas station and turned around and went back where he came from.
So this psycho tailed me for ten miles just to freak me out and terrorize me with his HIGH BEAMS OF PAIN.
I really hope he slips and falls in a puddle of AIDS.
One more note, and this is directed at everyone who EVER drives ANYWHERE at night.
See that little switch on your car that says "high beams?" DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT. There is no reason whatsoever to use high beams. Like I said before, I drive on a fucking back road with no lights, and I never use my high beams. When you drive, you do not need to be able to see the trees. You do not need the fucking SKY illuminated. You need to see the road in front of you. That is ALL. This goes double for all those fuckheads in SUVs and trucks out there. Those 800000 watt bulbs on your environment-raping piece of shit are at a height to shine RIGHT THE FUCK IN MY EYES.
In conclusion, I really wish that plague that kills rude dumbasses and people I don't like would hurry up and get here. Don't worry, if you're reading this you're safe.
About 75% of my drive home is on a rural one lane road with no streetlights and lots of trees. Some ASSHOLE in a giant pickup truck followed me the entire way. This freak had the brightest high beams I have ever seen. They shined through my car and lit up a good thirty feet in front of me. I couldn't even look at my mirrors; it was that fucking blinding.
Evil Truck Man was also fucking with me. When I reached the part of the road where you could pass, I slowed down, hoping he would go around me. Instead of passing me like a normal person, Evil Truck Man slowed down and dropped back about twenty feet behind me and turned his lights down to low beams. He drove like that for about half a mile, and then the brights came back on and he pulled up RIGHT BEHIND ME. He rode my ass for a few miles before doing it all over again.
I was debating pulling into the gas station that I pass, figuring he would either drive by me or if he pulled in after me I could wait until he got out of his car and drive off QUICKLY, hopefully getting the fucker's plates. I really didn't want him following me all the way to my house. I decided against stopping at the gas station because it looked pretty deserted and that just screamed Bad Idea. Luckily Evil Trucker Man pulled into the gas station and turned around and went back where he came from.
So this psycho tailed me for ten miles just to freak me out and terrorize me with his HIGH BEAMS OF PAIN.
I really hope he slips and falls in a puddle of AIDS.
One more note, and this is directed at everyone who EVER drives ANYWHERE at night.
See that little switch on your car that says "high beams?" DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT. There is no reason whatsoever to use high beams. Like I said before, I drive on a fucking back road with no lights, and I never use my high beams. When you drive, you do not need to be able to see the trees. You do not need the fucking SKY illuminated. You need to see the road in front of you. That is ALL. This goes double for all those fuckheads in SUVs and trucks out there. Those 800000 watt bulbs on your environment-raping piece of shit are at a height to shine RIGHT THE FUCK IN MY EYES.
In conclusion, I really wish that plague that kills rude dumbasses and people I don't like would hurry up and get here. Don't worry, if you're reading this you're safe.
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Date: 2006-08-04 01:57 am (UTC)as for high beams, I VERY much do need them. do you live in a deer-infested area? have you ever hit one? I like my car without rumples, thankyouverymuch. as long as you turn them off when another car is in sight, they're not an issue.
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Date: 2006-08-04 02:41 am (UTC)I need my very own giant guy like Scott to kick people's asses for me. (Of course, you're pretty badass yourself!)