Dear Texas,

Calling you made for a very enjoyable shift. As a state, you were very psyched to take surveys. But I just have to ask you one thing.

Kinky Friedman?

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

He sounds like a very cool guy, and gods know, I'd vote for him on the name alone, but his name is Kinky. KINKY. Like what Sam and Dean do every night (and day and midafternoon).

::Shakes head:: Oh you wacky Texans.

Kinky Love,

Nas

Edit: duia just told me that he used to have a band called Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys. I want to move to Texas just to vote for him!