If I fall, can I stand?

Had a HILARIOUS conversation with Laura earlier where she and her boyfriend figured out what my perfect career would be. . .

Velvety5: hey speaking of jobs, keith-alan and i came up with what we think would be a perfect job for you
Architects Eyes: Personal shopper? Professional tv watcher?
Architects Eyes: Dog walker?
Velvety5: you know how there are people undercover who have to nab child molesters? we think you should be one of those people who goes online and talks to child molestors to catch them
Architects Eyes: LOL that's kind of crazy. Why, cause I spend faaaaar too much time with crazy people in the internet?
Velvety5: haha
Architects Eyes: Aren't those people usually cops though?
Velvety5: i was thinking more with all the graphic fanfic you read and stuff you must have a repertoire of fantastically dirty things to say to men to get them turned on and hooked
Architects Eyes: HAHAHA
Velvety5: lol
Architects Eyes: I really really do.
Velvety5: i'm sure you could convince any man to meet you in a dark ally or hotel room anywhere
Architects Eyes: You say the sweetest things. :-*
Velvety5: lol
Velvety5: please tell me this will go on your live journal ;-)
Architects Eyes: Oh you know it. It will fit right in with all the porn.