I'M JUST GOING TO LIVE IN MY CAR FROM NOW ON KTHX.

[sacrilicious13]

WHY WAS THERE A ROACH IN MY KITCHEN? IT TRIED TO RAPE ME GUYS AND A CANADIAN JEW SAVED ME BY VACUUMING IT UP. YOU ALL REALLY ARE GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE.

AND I AM DRINKING BLACKBERRY MANISCHEWITZ STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE TO EASE MY TRAUMA.

I SWEAR WITH THE SIX POUND EIGHT OUNCE BABY GOD AS MY WITNESS THE NEXT HOUSE WE LIVE IN IS GOING TO BE NEW AND NOT FILLED WITH HIDEY HOLES FOR FUCKING DEMON BUGS.

ALSO I MADE COOKIES AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS BUT THEY WERE ON THE COUNTER COOLING AND THE ROACH WAS IN THE SAME ROOM AS THEM AND NOW I CANNOT EAT THEM.

Comments

[contrariangie.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU DRINKING MANISCHEWITZ. WHAT HAS ALEXANDER DONE TO YOU?

Was it a roach like the MONSTER HYBRID I killed in your room or just a normal one?

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

LOL I CAN'T STAND STUFF WHERE IT REALLY TASTES LIKE BOOZE AND MANISCHEWITZ TASTES LIKE JUICE. AND IT COSTS 99 CENTS A BOTTLE.

It was a normal one but it was still EVIL AND FAST AND UGLY.

[just-marzipan.livejournal.com]

D: D: D: D: HAVE YOU AT LEAST GOT RID OF THE BEES?

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

YES, BUT GIVE ME BEES OVER ROACHES ANY DAY.