Cannot believe I forgot to post this!

[sacrilicious13]

Everyone know how I work at a political survey place and we call random places all over the US?

Guess where we were calling a couple days ago.

LAWRENCE, KANSAS

I about died.

Of course, my fake name for the evening was Sam.

Oh fandom, my life would be so bleak without you.

Also, I just told mona1347 that if I ever win the lottery I am totally paying her and poisontaster to write porn as their full time jobs. So I need to win the lottery.

For the good of the fandom, of course!

Comments

[moonlightstorm.livejournal.com]

kahdflkjadsf LAWRENCE, KANSAS. How win is that? :D Awesome.

[citibyrd.livejournal.com]

Haha, that is AWESOME!

[la-folle-allure.livejournal.com]

NAS!!! You should have said your name was Deana McWincest!!!!!!!!! *flails* God, why can't Canada be as cool as the US sometimes?? *pouts*

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Agreed. Trust me la_folle_allure, America sucks ass. I DREAM of being Canadian and being able to give the US a nice hearty "KISS MY ASS."

[deevious4.livejournal.com]

Ummm...I just got back from England and France. As in, yesterday. and believe me, I definitely love a huge amount of the things over there, such as their history, architecture, etc (ie, why I chose to honeymoon there), but in some things, we kick their ass. they pay about 4-5x more than we do for gas, 4x what we do for bottled water, ...ok, I'm not going to put specifics anymore, they just pay obscene amounts of money for everything over there. and our toilets, for the vast majority of the time, flush. I think I had trouble flushing 80% of the toilets that I used in London. I ended up walking out of more than one without anything going down. blech. but it was still so worth it! <3

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Ew to the toilets, but I think health care trumps expensive gas and crappy toilets.

Can't wait to see pictures!

[deevious4.livejournal.com]

I'll try to get pics up sometime soon.

oh yeah, taxes are pre-built into the prices of everything, SEVENTEEN FUCKING PERCENT!!! and the job situation has to suck balls, there were bilingual, witty, intelligent people working shitty fast food-type jobs. meh, maybe their fast food pays more than ours ;)

[la-folle-allure.livejournal.com]

Well... not politically. We pwn your ass in politics. But in everything else, you guys kinda win. DO NOT LET THE PEASANTS KNOW I HAVE UTTERED THOSE WORDS!

[la-folle-allure.livejournal.com]

*is calm and FLAILING LIKE CRAZY*

[sandtigeress.livejournal.com]

Wait, do what? I thought you worked at the porn store?

*is lost*

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Oh I quit at the porn store AGES ago because the pay was shit and the owner was a dickhead.

[sandtigeress.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. ^^ Man, shows how up to speed *I* am. ^^

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like you haven't been busy with the craziness of your life! ;-)

[sandtigeress.livejournal.com]

True. ^^

Man, I need to get to Alaska. . . *headdesk*

[la-folle-allure.livejournal.com]

WAIT! YOU QUIT WORKING AT A PORN STORE???

*thinks she has to defriend you in principle*

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

A porn store that paid $7 an hour and was run by a misogynistic asshole.

Believe me, walking away from the Wall O' Cocks was painful. Also, I spent a lot of time "straightening" the gay porn section. I kept expecting to see Jensen on one of the covers.

[la-folle-allure.livejournal.com]

But it was a PORN store. *flings herself at you*

And dude, you KNOW that one day, ONE DAY it will be uncovered that Jensen did porn to put himself through like, life or something. OMG does it make me a HORRIBLE person that I hope he's YOUNG????

*IS GOING TO HELL*

[sacrilicious.livejournal.com]

If you're a horrible person, so am I. I want twinkie, barely legal porn.

::Going to Hell with you::

[la-folle-allure.livejournal.com]

*makes damn sure to save you a seat near the ice box*